Bellified By Czolgolz czolgolz@yahoo.com For Phantom Rochelle I have never, in all my seventeen years, hated another human being as much as I hate Rochelle Snow right now. Just the sight of her walking down the hall of my high school fills me with rage. The way she twitches her hips. That coquettish smile. The way all…and I mean ALL…the boys in school simp after her. But the worst part is…how undeniably beautiful she is. The long, auburn hair. The huge boobs. The cute little freckled face. Top all that off with an English accent, and it’s no wonder she was voted most popular this year. That should have been me. That WAS me, before this English rose moved here and dethroned me. How I’d like to snip her buds… “Tuck that lip in before you trip over it, Sarah,” says a voice at my elbow. With great effort, I try to remove the rage from my face. And it’s not easy, with Rochelle running her hand over Steve Jacob’s
Don’t you just love the supermarket tabloids? Aliens, ghosts, Elvis…they all come to life under the guise of a legitimate newspaper. But what about gender bending? It seems to me that that’s an area the yellow press is negligent in reporting. Here are a few sample articles to fill in this section of underreported news: Woman serves cheating husband estrogen and then realizes he’s been faithful! NEW YORK –When Tiffany Hendrix suspected her husband of being unfaithful, she didn’t get mad…she got even. “John and I got married on a whim in Vegas last month,” explains the 28-year-old blonde. “We didn’t know each other that well, but I for one was determined to make the marriage work. I thought everything was going great until I found that strange bra under our bed. Our marital bed! I thought he was cheating on me. I just snapped.” At first Tiffany planned to confront her unfaithful husband, but then had second thoughts. “I knew by having a confrontation I’d be treating the symptom, not
What the hell is up with the new DA setup? Instead of showing suggestions from people I follow, it shows me random people who are into some seriously disgusting shit. No matter how many times I click 'show less like this' it keeps sending me the same sick stuff from the same people. How can I block certain users from showing up in my feed? Attn: FBI I DO NOT LIKE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF CHILDREN IN THEIR UNDERWEAR!